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Gaiden: The Wedding Prank

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Holy shmoly! ANOTHER Gaiden Fan fic, neh? XD Well, if you know me as well as the freaks at my school do, you`d know that I`m a Gaiden-holic. XD if I said ONE word of Gaiden to them, they`d be like, "Sorry, did you say you`re MOM died?!" cuz they all know I call my Mom: Obito! 8D Mmk, so who wants to read the story? Who else has a poppy vein in their knuckle? Seriously, is that normal, because it`s freakin me out. Anyways, let`s start!!! 8D

"Are you trying to get killed, Obito?" Kakashi raised a brow.

"No, why," Obito asked.

Rin giggled and answered, "Well, you`re asking us to help you a play a prank-"

"I always ask you to play pranks with me!" Obito exclaimed happily.

"Let me finish." Rin put a hand on his shoulder. "On our sensei, Obito,"

"And," he cocked a brow.

"Baka," Kakashi muttered. "If we play pranks on the Yondaime, what do you think`ll happen?"

"We get named as the greatest ninja ever!" Obito yelled gladly and pumped a fist in the air.

"You know, it might be fun." Rin smiled at Kakashi. "Plus, we`d need the best ninja to help us out with it."

"Fine," Kakashi sighed. "So, where and when,"

"Where," Obito cocked a brow.

"You don`t know yet," Kakashi growled his question.

"Relax," Obito pushed him and took out a piece of paper.

"Omigosh," Kakashi shook his head and muttered in disapproval.

As Obito unfolded the paper, Rin leaned in so she could see over his right shoulder. Kakashi did the same to Obito`s left shoulder. While looking over the plans, Obito smirked and let it lay flat on the ground. Kakashi and Rin kneeled down to either side of the goggle-wearing boy and looked over the charts and diagrams, but they were a little fuzzy on the deals.

"Has to eat a bucket of clam chowder?" Rin asked aloud.

"Never mind that!" Kakashi exclaimed and glared daggers at Obito.

"What," Obito chuckled. "It`s just an idea of what my bet we`ll be negotiating on."

"Never mind what," Rin asked, feeling like a third wheel. "What`ll Obito`s bet be?"

"Nothing, just Obito being stupid." Kakashi replied as he smacked the back of Obito`s head.

"Well, make your bet, baka!" Obito barked.

"If I win with the plan I think`ll work, you have to give me your goggles." Kakashi pointed toward the orange lenses.

"M-My goggles," Obito asked while gulping as Kakashi nodded. "Fine…"

"What if the plan I think works does work, so I win?" Rin asked.

"Anything you want," the boys shrugged and smiled.

"Hmm…" she thought over this for a while then looked back up and smiled at them. "You two have to dress like fairy princesses for a day and jump around singing 'I love bunnies, I love rabbits! Petting and hugging them are my habits!'"

"No way!" Obito exclaimed.

"Then I won`t help," she turned her head and 'hmphed'.

"Alright…" Obito sighed as Rin smiled. "Anyways, go ahead and write down your bets and make the other person you`re betting against sign it."

"K," they nodded.

Rin couldn`t help but wonder what Obito`s bet was. Kakashi seemed pretty peeved about it. She shook it off and made her boyfriend and best friend sign the paper. They did it with slight hesitation, but all and all, they did it. Kakashi and Obito angrily wrote their signatures on each others` papers and switched them back.

"Ok, so which plan are you all for, Rin?" Obito asked as he handed the girl a number of papers.

"Ano…" she looked over the pieces of notebook paper, rushed writing that only Obito could inscribe. "I guess I`ll take the card at the bottom of the pop-out snakes gift."

"Good choice," Obito chuckled and stapled Rin`s choice to her betting slip. "K, Kakashi, your turn."

"Fine," he sighed and looked through the used paper. "Umm, I guess the switched shrimp."

"Alright then," Obito snickered and stapled his choice to his bet. "I guess I`ll take the cake then."

"Mmk," the couple nodded as he stapled his own bet and plot.

"So, the wedding`s tomorrow, right?" Rin asked as her boyfriend and Obito nodded.

"So we have to get all of our plots ready tonight." Kakashi explained. "I`m gunna head home and check on Satsuki and whatever he`s going to wear. See you guys tonight."

"Night," they smiled and stood up.

As his teammates walked away, Obito went ahead and packed everything into his pockets. He would definitely need the Hatake kids, Rin and possibly even his little cousin to help him out with this. If anything, Obito wanted this to be the best prank he`d ever pull off.
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"This isn`t going to work Kakashi-Nii!" Satsuki tugged at the collar of the button down shirt Kakashi was making his little brother wear.

"Satsuki, stop struggling," Kakashi tried to pull a jacket over his sibling, who was struggling like crazy. "You know, Dad always said he wanted you too wear this, but I guess you can`t even do that much for the guy."

"What," Satsuki gained a small tear before putting on a determined face. "I`ll wear it for Daddy, Kakashi-Nii!"

"Good," Kakashi let a small smile form across his mouth. "Do you need help with it?"

"No, I got it!" Satsuki clenched his tie as he set his brother straight.

"Alright, get me if you need me." Kakashi chuckled as he left and closed the door.

At least a second later, Kakashi heard his brother scream, "Kakashi-Ni-i-i-i-i-i-i-i!"

"What`s wrong," the silver haired boy ran into his brother`s room in fear, only to see his arm caught in his tie as he rolled around the floor. "How did you-"

"It`s a long, painful story." Satsuki sighed as Kakashi laughed and helped his brother out.
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"Mom, do we have a box anywhere?" Rin called throughout the house as she looked through the drawers and cabinets. "I can`t find one anywhere!"

"There should be some in my closet!" her mother yelled from the couch.

"Thanks," Rin grinned and raced toward the closet.

She turned the knob and looked inside. This was going to take forever. There were bags and large boxes that were over the wrapping paper, bows and little shoe box she needed. Rin sighed and began digging through all the crud that her mother kept in the awful, tiny room. She tugged at the clothes heaped up in a pile and flew back into someone`s arms.

"You ok," her older brother, Rem asked.

"Yeah, thanks Nii-San," she smiled sheepishly as he helped her up. "I need too get out the wrapping paper, bows and the dang shoebox."

"Easy," Rem smirked and tugged them all out in a few seconds. "Here you go,"

"Thank Rem-Nii," she gave him a hug and rushed to her room.

Once she reached her quarters, she opened up the small shoebox. She scoped around her room and found some art supplies. She had to go to this stupid prank shop that Obito always dragged one of the gang to. She made a mental note to never take Anko and Obito to a prank shop together.

Rin shivered at the memory of what they did with all that peanut butter. She put everything in the shoebox, along with some paper, and rushed to of the house and to the prank shop. She saw the pop-out snakes that were free from their jars and bought a bundle of them.

"What do you need with all the paper snakes, little girl?" the man asked as he flipped through her money.

"Just a little prank my best friend got us into doing." she giggled. "He`s always having these funny ideas."

"Orange goggles, tiny coat?" the man asked.

"That`s him," Rin smiled.

"Tell him I said hi!" the man chuckled and gave her her change.

"Thanks and I will," Rin giggled as she exited the door.
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"Obito-Nii, can I come?" Itachi begged his cousin.

"Sure Itachi," Obito smiled as Itachi clung to his leg. "Why`s it always my leg with you guys?"

As Obito walked on through the village, he met up with his friends and little Satsuki. Kakashi was holding some fake shrimp in a box while Rin held all of her supplies in her shoebox. All Obito needed was a paper bomb, a glass window and the ability to not crash into the cake. The goggle-wearing boy smiled at his teammates and motioned them to the glass window he was holding.

"What`s with the…" Kakashi raised a brow.

"Window," Obito asked as they nodded. "We`ll use this to slide the cake off of its palate so I can put on the paper bomb."

"Wow, you used your brain for once." Kakashi said sarcastically.

"Shut up and slide the glass under the palate." Obito growled.

Itachi gave Obito the paper bomb, which he ruffled the boy`s hair for and walked over carefully to the large cake. Kakashi and Rin placed the glass between the palate and the cake gently. The slid it off and let Obito set the paper bomb before, with much hesitation, sliding the cake back on. They all gave a relieving sigh once it was done.

"Ok, who`s next?" Kakashi asked.

"I guess we could all work on mine." Rin suggested.

"Alright, this`ll be tricky, so we`ll need all five of us." Obito smirked and led them over to an empty table. "Itachi, once I say to let go of the snails, slide your hands out carefully."

"Ok," Itachi gave a thumbs-up.

"Rin, you`ll have to make a fast, but decent card." Obito instructed as Rin got the supplies and nodded.

"Oh, and the guy at the prank shop says hi." She smiled.

"Thanks," he grinned and turned to Kakashi. "Ok, I need you too quickly put the lid on when I say so."

"Alright," Kakashi shrugged.

"Thanks," Obito smiled and turned to Satsuki. "Alright, so you`re going to hold the snakes down with Itachi. Take your hands out the second I say so, k?"

"K," Satsuki smiled.

"I`ll have to hold the box down and give the word." he stated as he held the box in place.

They all slowly and cautiously did their jobs, and the boys tried to wrap up the shoebox, but failed miserably. Kakashi tapped his girlfriend`s shoulder and she giggled, gladly making the box look nice instead of failing like they had. Kakashi quickly rushed up to their sensei`s house and told him that he was going to bring the shrimp tomorrow instead of letting his sensei pay for everything. He thanked him and Kakashi rushed toward his teammates.

"He`s alright with it." Kakashi stated and pulled out the fake shrimp and a bowl, dumping them in. "That`ll do it,"

"Thanks guys," Obito grinned as Itachi jumped on his leg. "See you later!"

"Bye," they waved after him.
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"This is itchy, Kakashi-Nii!" Satsuki exclaimed as the four walked up.

"I already told you, Daddy wanted you to wear it." Kakashi shrugged and Satsuki stopped complaining.

"Got your present, Rin?" Obito asked.

"Course," Rin giggled. "You guys better get ready for your fairy princess costumes."

"Yeah that`s it," Obito smirked.

"Shut up, Uchiha," Kakashi growled. "You`re not winning."

"Kakashi-Nii, this tie is hurting my neck!" Satsuki got a bit glassy eyed.

"Come here, buddy," Kakashi chuckled and kneeled in front of the boy.

Kakashi fixed the little boy`s tie and showed him the extra clothes he could wear after the actual wedding and during the reception. Rem walked up behind his sister and talked to the team.

"Hey, your sensei says you`re all groomsmen and bridesmaids." he told them.

"Even me," Satsuki raised a brow.

"Satsuki, you`ve gotta stay with me." Rem chuckled as Kakashi handed over his brother and the spare clothes.

"Satsuki-Nii, behave for Rem, ok? I`ll be able to stay with you after at least half an hour or so." Kakashi said.

"Ok," Satsuki hugged his brother.
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After the wedding, Satsuki immediately grabbed his clothes and ran to a stall. He got dressed in less than a minute and rushed over to his older brother. He pounced Kakashi and gave him a huge hug for allowing him to change. The clothes were amazingly tight and itchy.

"Thanks a zillion and three, Kakashi-Nii!" Satsuki exclaimed happily.

"Please get off," Kakashi asked as his baby brother did as wished. "Come on, we have to get to the reception."

As Kakashi let his brother ride him piggy-back, everyone hurried to the Namikaze house. They met up with the rest of team, and of course Kushina was there too. They congratulated the new couple as Rin gave them the gift. Minato opened it up and tossed the box to Kakashi, who turned it to the side and let Obito get splashed with the snakes.

"You guys`ll have to do better than that." Minato smirked.

"Yes!" Obito cried happily. "I`m not a fairy princess!"

While yelling this, he got so many stares, it was unbearable. The boy was so embarrassed, he pointed at Kakashi and everyone looked at the Hatake.

"Don`t blame me for this, you big hime!" Kakashi screamed as everyone laughed at him.

"I hate you," Obito growled.

"Guys, calm down," Rin sweat dropped.

"Yeah, later," Kushina giggled as she and Minato walked away.

"Well, Rin," Obito looked at her. "You`re off the list of wins,"

"Crud," she snapped quietly.

After a bit, Minato went to get some shrimp, but instead, he got Jiraiya to get the real ones. Kakashi`s eyes widened all the way as his sensei looked at him with a smirk. Kakashi sighed in defeat as he took away the fake fish. He met up with his team, both of them poking their tongues out at him.

"Hey," Jiraiya called. "It`s time to cut the cake!"

Everyone was looking around, suddenly hearing a burst of laughter. Kakashi took Rin and Satsuki behind him so they could back away from his confused teammate. Obito was laughing so hard, tears were forming in his eyes.

"S-Sorry, Sensei, b-but he said c-cut the cake!" Obito laughed on and on.

"Baka, 'cut the cheese' is the expression for fart!" Kakashi exclaimed.

Obito stopped laughing and looked at him oddly. "Your point being,"

"Why me, neh," Kakashi sighed.

As Minato let his knife slide into the creamy, white, tall, wedding cake, he let the knife fall to the palate. That`s when there was a huge boom and Minato, Jiraiya and Obito`s family all had cake on their faces. Kushina was the only smart one to actually think of ducking once she saw the little holes in the palate. Obito couldn`t hold it in anymore. His snorts and puffed cheeks weren`t enough for him to express how he felt about the situation.

"Bwahahahahaha!" he laughed and pointed, holding his stomach. "W-W-We got ya, Sensei-i-i-i-hahahahahaha!!!!"

"Oh no," Kakashi whined.

"They caught the Yellow Flash," Kushina smirked and stood up.

"Neh," Minato raised a brow at her.

"Eat this, Namikaze," she giggled and grabbed a blob of cake from off of him, stuffing it into his mouth.

"Oh yeah, Uzumaki," he smirked and dropped it on top of her head.

"Food fight!" Itachi exclaimed and everyone began throwing food.

"Well, Kakashi, looks like I won." Obito smirked and grabbed Rin`s wrist. "I hope you know I`m doing this just to make ya PO`d."

"Huh," Rin raised a brow as steam came out of Kakashi`s ears.

Before she knew it, Rin was being dipped by the Uchiha and he placed a small kiss on her lips and let her back up. Everyone looked up as the oldest Hatake screamed at the top of his lungs, "UCHIHA!" Minato and Kushina stopped throwing foods to see that Obito was running backwards and sticking his tongue out at Kakashi. Everyone stopped throwing just to watch the two rivals/friends. Before anyone knew it, Kakashi did some hands signs and was behind Obito in a matter of seconds.

"How did you-" before the Uchiha could finish, Kakashi pounced him.

"I don`t care if it was a bet!" Kakashi screamed. "Don`t kiss her!"

"Get off!" Obito exclaimed and kicked the Hatake in the gut.

"You bet on what?!" Minato and Rin exclaimed in unison, eyes wide.

"Minato, if we ever get a kid, don`t let him hang around these boys too much." Kushina snickered.

"Kids," Satsuki raised a brow and Minato sweat dropped.

"Uh, Rin," Minato asked the girl. "Don`t you want em to stop them?"

"Ya know, I normally would, but Obito`s a kinda good kisser." Rin snickered.

The fight went on for a while until Obito finally got a chance to pin Kakashi down. Kakashi was all out of breath and Obito`s goggles had been knocked off during the middle of it all. Mostly everyone had gone home, wishing the Namikazes good luck. Jiraiya, Rin, Kushina and Minato were the only ones who had stayed, along with Satsuki of course.

"It wasn`t real!" Obito panted out. "I don`t like Rin that way! I just wanted to make you mad, stupid!"

"I know you don`t like her that way anymore, because you have your little Mie-Chan." Kakashi pouted. "Just don`t ever kiss her again, baka!"

"Done, gol!" Obito screamed and fell unconscious.

"Wanna help me take him home?" Minato asked his wife.

"Sure," she giggled in response. "It was a nice wedding. A food fight, battle, a kiss besides the bride and groom. A lot of fun going on,"

"Bye guys," Minato waved off his other students and Kakashi`s little brother.

"Bye!" they waved back.
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"And that`s how much your daddy loves your mommy." Obito chuckled as he finished the story. "You catch all of that, Kumo-Chan?"

"Yeah," Kumo nodded and yawned. "Thanks for n-elling a snory to duh-snack the noises, Obino."

"No problem," Obito kissed his head and walked across the hall to place him in his crib. "Remind me to never kiss a boy`s girlfriend ever again, k, Kumo-Chan?"

"K, Obino," Kumo yawned and was nearly asleep. "I love you,"

"Love you too, Kumo-Chan," he smiled and walked into the hall.

As he closed Kumo`s door, he silently knocked on Kakashi and Rin`s. After hearing a little noise, he saw Kakashi walk out with some boxers and an undershirt, closing the door quickly.

"What`s wrong?" he asked.

"Please, no noises tomorrow night." Obito begged. "I`m running out of stories,"

"Rin 'm I`ll do it in the morning then." Kakashi snickered. "Night Obito,"

"Night Kakashi," Obito chuckled and walked back into his room to fall asleep.

After closing the door and crawling under the covers he smirked to himself. "At least I have my own girlfriend to kiss now. No more getting beat up by Kakashi."
:XD: ObiRin, KakaRin, Obeko, what else could i do, neh? LOL :giggle: TEN PAGES. OH YOU BETTER LIKE IT! >:U been working on dis for a WEEK. :faint: mmk, so...neh. :XD:

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